♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
Stop!
[scream]
McGEE: Dear Mom,
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
But is it worth a hovercraft?
Ew!
Man all Armand's sculptures look like junk.
It's not junk! It's garbage!
And speaking of garbage,
we need some more for my art!
To the dump!
Yay!Yay!
[sarcastically] Yay.
Open our eyes to the creative wonders
of the dump, campers!
I'm feeling lucky!
Hey Gretch! Look at this!
A remote control car!
Model GX super‐fast track!
Well that was a disgusting disappointment.
Ew!
Aw, cute!
Ew! Not cute.
[giggling]
[sniffing]
This will be perfect
for some scratch and sniff camp crafts.
More like scratch and barf.
Just once I'd like to find something cool.
Like a jetpack!
Or a doll house!
What! For my snail family.
Huh?
SQUIRT: Enter a picture of a real, live Sasquatch
and you could win a Hovercraft.
Alright kids, let's get going!
Hmm, I can't create a jetpack
but I can win something better!
Cool!Cool!
But Armand'll never go for it.
One photo! How can he say no?
No. Nein. Negatory. Nuh‐uh.
But you're so photogenic!
True.
But the answer is still nope,
no way, absolutement non!
You don't know those creepy, obsessed Sasquatch fans.
We call them... Squatchies.
Aren't you being a bit dramatic?
Me? Dramatic?
Never!
That's perfect! Say cheese...
Which part of no don't you understand?
The part where we don't get what we want!
There goes our hovercraft.
Fear not campers!
No one can resist the power of my persuasive persuasion!
So, let's move it!
[squeaking]
Ple‐ee‐ee‐ease?
No! Whoa!
[humming quietly]
Please?
No! [rip]
Ay‐ee!
Ah!
[♪]
Please? No!
[muffled] Puh‐lease?
You're not gonna leave me alone
'til you get that picture, are you?
Puh‐lease?
Well I suppose if we hide my face...
You won't regret this, Armand.
[♪]
Yes! Work it!
Oh yeah! The camera loves you!
Make up! Make sure you get my good side...
And keep it blurry!
Howdy, campers. What's up?
We're taking a picture of Armand
so we can win a hovercraft.
Awesome.
Oh! Whatever you do
just make sure none of those Squatchies
find out that Armand lives here.
Don't worry.
No one will ever find Armand from one, little picture.
Perfect!
Now just hit send...[beep]
and wait for our hovercraft.[honking]
Or maybe no wait at all.
[gasp] Squatchies! Ah!
Howdy, Bigfoot Lovers! Whoa!
I think I made a boo‐boo. Ya think?
Name's Norman! Gotcher photo,
and I'm thrilled to announce
you're the winner of my Sasquatch Sweepstakes!
Hi Norman.
Never met a Squatchie before...
We prefer the term, Fuzzers.
We didn't expect the prize to be delivered personally...
Or so fast.
Yeah, how'd you find us?
I spotted your camp flag in the picture...
I told you, McG ‐‐
Oops!
Well, if you could just unload our hovercraft ‐
and leave, never to be seen again ‐
that would be great!
Ah ah ah ah ah!
You get the hovercraft
as soon as I authenticate this photo.
Authenti‐wha?
Oh, you need proof?
Oh! No problem!
Just um, gimme a minute.
Mmm...
Squirt! Don't eat our pretend poop!
That's something I thought I'd never have to say...again.
Aw, but this one has nougat inside!
McGEE: Come on, this way Norman.
That hovercraft better be worth it...
See? Tracks and poop!
All the bigfoot proof you need.
Hmm, chocolately coating...
[sniffs] ...and nutty nougat centre.
Uh well, Sasquatches are total chocoholics.
[rustling]
Aha!
This whole thing is clearly a hoax.
You can't fool a Fuzzer!
Wait!
What if I get you a lock of authentic Bigfoot hair?
That might do it...
Mosquito?
Squatchies...
Ah! Yes!
[grunting]
Waaauugh!
I'm not coming out...
'til that Squatchie is gone!
They prefer Fuzzers!
No...no...no!
Uh, guys, I lost the hair.
Say goodbye to our hovercraft.
[cough]
Here McGee, I think you dropped this....
Awesome!
And gross.
But mostly awesome!
And here's your proof.
Oh look, it's hovercraft time!
You bet! The second the lab tests come back.
Lab tests? That'll take forever!
Meh, a few months.
Well, thanks for the hair and pic.
I'll letcha know.
Norman wait!
Wait!
Do you wanna see a real, live Bigfoot?
I'm listening.
No. Please, Armand?
Just one quick peek then Norman goes away,
we get a hovercraft and you get to create a masterpiece!
A Masterpiece? Go on...
Picture it!
An Armand original sculpture of your loving campers
in the hovercraft you got for them!
I call it "Hover of Happiness!"
"Hover of Happiness"?
"Discover the Hover"?
I'll be the toast of the art world!
I mean, I'd hate for you campers to miss out on fun...
Here he comes! Hide!
This better not be more chocolate poop.
Shhh!
This is where the wild Sasquatch forages for food.
[shouts] I said, the Sasquatch forages!
[loud roar]
Oh forage, forage. Forage!
Now let's go get my hovercraft ‐
Ah! I'm not worthy!
You're... perfection!
Um... forage?
Never again, my fine furry friend!
Let Normie forage for you!
So...
Norman's not so bad, right?
He's growing on me.
So... hovercraft? All yours.
[beep]
CAMPERS: Awesome!
[laughter]
[♪]
Woo‐hoo!
[chanting] Norman! Norman!
To croak, or not to croak!
Woo‐hoo!
[laughter]
You really want to buy a painting?
Actually, no.
I don't need a painting when I've got you!
Ah! I'm being Squatchnapped!
Woo hoo hoo hooo!
[groaning]
Hovercrafts are awesome!
There's only one thing missing.
ALL: Armand.
Let's go get him!
Help! Get me out of here!
[gasp] Norman's got armand!
We...traded our friend for a hovercraft.
But not for long.
We're going to get him back!
And squash that Squatchie!
Fuzzer. Eh, whatever.
But first we need a little help.
I just bagged me a real, live Sasquatch.
You and I are gonna be famous, my elusive, hairy friend!
Oh joy.
Those Fuzzers said it couldn't be done.
They called me crazy!
Who sounds crazy now, world?
[screams] Who sounds crazy now?
Mind if I don't answer that?
Looks like we've got company...
Hey!
Give us back our big hairy ape man!
Back off, McGee!
The Sasquatch is mine!
[sigh]
It was good while it lasted, hovey‐baby.
Norman, stop!
Norman? NORMAN!
[screams]
We're alive!
Norman! You gotta come quick!
I found a whole tribe of Sasquatches!
[growling]
It's the bigfoot mother lode!
I'll be the Fuzziest Fuzzer of them all!
Whatever those bottom dwellers are doing
they better do it quick.
Wow, that was quick.
I'm saved!
'Saved' or...'shaved'?
No! Nooo! [buzzing]
Noooo!
Gotcha! Oof!
[rip]
I knew they were fakes.
You can't fool a Fuzzer!
I already did!
This was all a trick to get that hovercraft.
Even Armand is fake.
Impossible!
Armand is real!
There's no such thing as a Sasquatch...
and I can prove it!
Check it out!
Eek!
You've caught me without my Bigfoot make‐up.
It's true.
My life long dream has been...
Sas‐squashed!
[sobs]
[beep]
Oooh! My Loch Ness Monster cam has a sighting!
I'm a‐comin' Nessie!
[sobs]
My luscious locks!
My chin and cheek fuzz ‐ All gone!
Why don't you use your hairless pain
for inspiration?
Brilliant!
I'll use these parts
and take this wreck from collision to collage.
Looks like you're finally going to get your hover crafts!
Ah, fuzzers.
[♪]